must-be-teal asked: asians ARE humans - sam the racist
nO I DIDN’T MEAN TO IMPLY THEY WEREN’T HOLY SHIT
=> [S] Nic: Descend.
Your name is SAMUEL BENNALLICK. You are the SIRE OF THOUGHT and currently reside in the LAND OF TEA AND GHOSTS.
Your interests include SUPERNATURAL ENTITIES and NIC CAGE MOVIES.
You utilise the NOTEBOOK fetch modus that captchalogues things corresponding to your DESCRIPTION OF THE ITEM which becomes immediately accessible on its PAGE OF ENTRY.
You wield the penKind strife specibus and have combined your BALLPOINT PEN with your 1851 COLT REVOLVER and SKELETON KEY to create your awesome weapon.
The consorts of your land are UNCOORDINATED TRANSLUCENT OWLS who like ARCHITECTURE.
Your sky is given an eerie DIM GREEN GLOW from the PHOSPHORESCENT HAWK MOTHS which cloud it.
Your denizen is the headless DULLAHAN whose BLACK HORSE can be seen roaming the tea-crested hills as its master sleeps.
Your ASSOCIATED ITEM is GOLD and your ASSOCIATED CLASSICAL ELEMENT is WIND.
Your chumH&le is ostensibleArchitect & sometimes you replace "and" and "eight" sounds with an ampers&.
about me
how'd it get burned?
that's what she was there for
May282012
12AM
i felt like drawing some johnkitty and decided to add jade too because why not rIGHT HAH god this is dumb
based off this picture omg
(via kawaiipyro)
10PM
long time no homestuck art :(
(via kawaiipyro)
10PM
- romeo: hey i just met you.
- romeo: and this is crazy.
- romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
- romeo: so marry me maybe.
9PM
Anonymous asked: HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
9PM
(Source: gobuga, via filthelder)
8PM
Anonymous asked: That made me laugh so much I think I have heatstroke. BLATANTLY DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA :')))
8PM
vua:
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
what a fucking bitch
OMG
i think i love her
(Source: s3xnoise, via missionkimpossible)
8PM
Anonymous asked: SAMMY IT'S SO HOT.
8PM
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